Greek tour 2010 Tuesday 31st August

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Yippee!
Seamus his holy fluffy cloudiness is a mama mia fan and has buggered off to Skopelos (the island next door were the aforementioned film was shot)  it is quite disconcerting to hear a transcendent divinity singing Waterloo while waving a picture of Meryl streep in one hand and a bottle of metaxa in the other

This is made all the more surreal because it is 7 miles away over the azure waters of the aegean.

Did 2 stone paintings today for our new chums Mark and Dave from suffolk.

We attended a fashion review meeting this evening and as a result of an attempted revival of the 1950 knee socks and shorts look by some American fashionistas new hi stress ceramic brakes were fitted to Coco Chanel’s corpse to stop her spinning in her grave

Such was the blood sugar loss caused by this satorial disaster we had to take on emergency calories toute suite, and this we did with the help of Victor in the nearby Anais taverna … a mixed plate of meze (including a new favourite .. red pepper stuffed with tuna and mushrooms and topped with cheese) was consumed and disaster averted!

Holiday makers please be aware long socks, sandals and floral terelyne shorts can damage those around you please please please be considerate of others! If you have been affected by Passive crap fashion exposure there are support groups you can join and I will be launching a help line as soon as I get back home.

And so to bed…..

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