Dandering a definition

I was asked at the weekend what a dander was (is)

And a Dander is a part of the SI unit for bipedal motion

The full Dander Scale is as follows in ascending velocity

* Only when Drunk

** Promenade is slightly faster than Stroll but with more “Hippy Hippy Shake look at my bum big boy” if you are female

*** Wobble happens when tacyhonic fat anticipates running and starts to move before jogging commences

I do hope that explains it 🙂