The Northern Ireland leaders debate

Oh I am so glad I recorded it!
From the opening statements not quite the ‘same old same old’ but very close.

Economy
Big gerry – only viable if united Ireland and Margaret is mad and prob regrets putting the economy on page 42 out of 48 the sf manifesto and he doesn’t like Tories

Sir reggie – only viable if in the UK and gerry is bad Tories are lovely and its all someone else’s fault and gerry has fantasies (surely that is Iris)

Maggie Ritchie – 42k jibs selling icecream to tourists and making wind mills and she will cut red tape

Pesky Peter – we will create new jobs by going to the USa on junkets and will cut corp tax and gerry is bad

Trustworthy politicians

Gerry
Shinners don’t take expenses and the uup and duplication are bad bad boys

Reg
We have been bad bad wee boys no double jobs yawn yawn yawn

Maggie
We will do better promise honestly but the sinners take expenses the liars!

Peter
We all had issues and I have not been a naughty boy and my wife needs 300 quid pens cos biros make her depressed please please stop saying “let’s be clear” because you are not!

Security

Gerry
The police are good! Sinners can’t say safety not safe-itty. Sir reg needs to be very “careful” Reg is silly

Maggie
Dissidents are bad! They use tech like the Provies we have to move on. No army

Reg
Dissidents are bad bring back the army if required

Peter
Dissidents are bad ! We got the devolution of justice we are good and the chief constable is “da man”

Pacts (who plays with who)

Gerry
The Orange order is a midwife and there is a lovely wee mother who works hard being a shiner and she is hard done to by them pecking prods but wait no she ient but the prods are bad bad bad lazy people like the sdlp .

Reg
We made a pact with the other proddies to keep the fenuans out and he is a fine chap that we chose

Maggie
Shinners are bad unionists are bad we are lovey and gerry tells porkies

Peter
Unionists are better than anyone else ant that is not sectarian so there ya boo sucks

Who would I vote for? Not one of them, they are all a shower of useless pillocks who arses will remain strangers to both of their hands.