{"id":2476,"date":"2011-03-03T14:50:14","date_gmt":"2011-03-03T14:50:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/?p=2476"},"modified":"2011-03-03T14:50:14","modified_gmt":"2011-03-03T14:50:14","slug":"the-etch-a-sketch-help-desk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/?p=2476","title":{"rendered":"The Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not quite wikileaks but I was recently passed this from a Friend in a call centre.<\/p>\n<p>I think we can all learn quite a lot from this, wise words .. wise words indeed.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.<br \/>\nA: Pick it up and shake it.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How do I create a New Document window?<br \/>\nA: Pick it up and shake it.<\/p>\n<p>Q: What is the proper procedure for re-booting my Etch-A-Sketch?<br \/>\nA: Pick it up and shake it.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?<br \/>\nA: Pick it up and shake it.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?<br \/>\nA: Don\u2019t shake it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not quite wikileaks but I was recently passed this from a Friend in a call centre. I think we can all learn quite a lot from this, wise words .. wise words indeed. Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/?p=2476\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[111,125,120],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging","category-funny","category-old-git-wisdom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2476"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2477,"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2476\/revisions\/2477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}