{"id":1638,"date":"2010-05-05T10:28:51","date_gmt":"2010-05-05T10:28:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/?p=1638"},"modified":"2011-06-19T19:26:21","modified_gmt":"2011-06-19T19:26:21","slug":"dandering-a-definition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/?p=1638","title":{"rendered":"Dandering a definition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was asked at the weekend what a dander was (is)<\/p>\n<p>And a Dander is a part of the SI unit for\u00a0 bipedal motion<\/p>\n<p>The full Dander Scale is as follows in ascending velocity<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Stationary<\/li>\n<li>Slope \/ Stagger*<\/li>\n<li>Stroll<\/li>\n<li>Promenade**<\/li>\n<li>Dander<\/li>\n<li>Trot<\/li>\n<li>Scoot<\/li>\n<li>Wobble ***<\/li>\n<li>Jog<\/li>\n<li>Rush<\/li>\n<li>Run<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<hr \/>\n<p>* Only when Drunk<\/p>\n<p>** Promenade is slightly faster than Stroll but with more &#8220;Hippy Hippy Shake look at my bum big boy&#8221; if you are female<\/p>\n<p>*** Wobble happens when tacyhonic fat anticipates running and starts to move before jogging commences<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I do hope that explains it \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was asked at the weekend what a dander was (is) And a Dander is a part of the SI unit for\u00a0 bipedal motion The full Dander Scale is as follows in ascending velocity Stationary Slope \/ Stagger* Stroll Promenade** &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/?p=1638\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[120,126],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-git-wisdom","category-walkies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1638"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2656,"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1638\/revisions\/2656"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}