Oh I am so glad I recorded it!
\nFrom the opening statements not quite the ‘same old same old’ but very close.<\/p>\n
Economy
\nBig gerry – only viable if united Ireland and Margaret is mad and prob regrets putting the economy on page 42 out of 48 the sf manifesto and he doesn’t like Tories<\/p>\n
Sir reggie – only viable if in the UK and gerry is bad Tories are lovely and its all someone else’s fault and gerry has fantasies (surely that is Iris) <\/p>\n
Maggie Ritchie – 42k jibs selling icecream to tourists and making wind mills and she will cut red tape <\/p>\n
Pesky Peter – we will create new jobs by going to the USa on junkets and will cut corp tax and gerry is bad <\/p>\n
Trustworthy politicians<\/p>\n
Gerry
\nShinners don’t take expenses and the uup and duplication are bad bad boys<\/p>\n
Reg
\nWe have been bad bad wee boys no double jobs yawn yawn yawn<\/p>\n
Maggie
\nWe will do better promise honestly but the sinners take expenses the liars!<\/p>\n
Peter
\nWe all had issues and I have not been a naughty boy and my wife needs 300 quid pens cos biros make her depressed please please stop saying “let’s be clear” because you are not!<\/p>\n
Security<\/p>\n
Gerry
\nThe police are good! Sinners can’t say safety not safe-itty. Sir reg needs to be very “careful” Reg is silly<\/p>\n
Maggie
\nDissidents are bad! They use tech like the Provies we have to move on. No army <\/p>\n
Reg
\nDissidents are bad bring back the army if required<\/p>\n
Peter
\nDissidents are bad ! We got the devolution of justice we are good and the chief constable is “da man” <\/p>\n
Pacts (who plays with who)<\/p>\n
Gerry
\nThe Orange order is a midwife and there is a lovely wee mother who works hard being a shiner and she is hard done to by them pecking prods but wait no she ient but the prods are bad bad bad lazy people like the sdlp .<\/p>\n
Reg
\nWe made a pact with the other proddies to keep the fenuans out and he is a fine chap that we chose<\/p>\n
Maggie
\nShinners are bad unionists are bad we are lovey and gerry tells porkies <\/p>\n
Peter
\nUnionists are better than anyone else ant that is not sectarian so there ya boo sucks <\/p>\n
Who would I vote for? Not one of them, they are all a shower of useless pillocks who arses will remain strangers to both of their hands. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Oh I am so glad I recorded it! From the opening statements not quite the ‘same old same old’ but very close. Economy Big gerry – only viable if united Ireland and Margaret is mad and prob regrets putting the … Continue reading