{"id":1360,"date":"2010-03-27T19:45:13","date_gmt":"2010-03-27T19:45:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/?p=1360"},"modified":"2010-03-27T20:20:30","modified_gmt":"2010-03-27T20:20:30","slug":"frockhandbagwhatsit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/?p=1360","title":{"rendered":"Frockhandbagwhatsit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh Stephen,Stephen,Stephen! Methinks you may just have overstepped the mark a teensie weensie little bit. As every woman knows (except those infuriatingly skinny ones who can &#8220;eat like a horse and never put on an ounce&#8221;),to find out that you only have four weeks to lose *&amp;^%$ pounds instead of the eight you thought you had, is a DISASTER!!!! Added to which , because\u00a0 I had timed my hair cuts\u00a0 not only for &#8221; Paul&#8217;s Big Day&#8221; and the &#8220;McDonaghs visit Scotland for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marykirkraftrace.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Marykirk<\/a> raft race extravaganza weekend&#8221; which are now obviously ALL WRONG, I will probably look like something the cat dragged in. No sarky remarks please.\u00a0 Well at least I can get some of my own back by making you wear a tie!!! AND I still have to buy a new handbag which could be very expensive. Shame! Oh by the way , to all of Steve&#8217;s friends, did you know he has a very BIG birthday in about a weeks time. I did say I wouldn&#8217;t tell, but I lied! Tee hee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh Stephen,Stephen,Stephen! Methinks you may just have overstepped the mark a teensie weensie little bit. As every woman knows (except those infuriatingly skinny ones who can &#8220;eat like a horse and never put on an ounce&#8221;),to find out that you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/?p=1360\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[122],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging-val"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1360"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1365,"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1360\/revisions\/1365"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}