{"id":1242,"date":"2010-03-13T14:15:10","date_gmt":"2010-03-13T14:15:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/?p=1242"},"modified":"2010-03-13T14:15:10","modified_gmt":"2010-03-13T14:15:10","slug":"spiders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/?p=1242","title":{"rendered":"Spiders"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I HATE spiders &#8211; would never kill one,that&#8217;s just asking for bad luck. It doesn&#8217;t matter what size they are &#8211; small, medium, large or gigantic &#8211; I hate them.So while pottering in the garden yesterday I went into the shed to look for something and was ambushed by THE most ENORMOUS\u00a0 Irish &#8220;tarantula&#8221; ever seen!! Steve tells me it was probably just the ordinary\u00a0 female garden variety. He wasn&#8217;t held hostage by the damn thing! It looked at me and I looked at it. Now I\u00a0\u00a0 do have a humane spider catcher, but it was\u00a0 in the house &#8211; not a lot of help. Eventually I decided I couldn&#8217;t stay there till Steve came home, so taking my courage in my (thankfully)gloved hands, I tried to coax it on to a spade -difficult to do when you have your eyes screwed up to avoid looking at it. Was I successful? No. It scuttled away and it is WAITING for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I HATE spiders &#8211; would never kill one,that&#8217;s just asking for bad luck. It doesn&#8217;t matter what size they are &#8211; small, medium, large or gigantic &#8211; I hate them.So while pottering in the garden yesterday I went into the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/?p=1242\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[122],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging-val"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1242"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1242\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1243,"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1242\/revisions\/1243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slightlydoolally.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}