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The sign in the window of Rest-A-While<\/em> said NO VACANCY<\/strong>, it was Christmas Eve and all four rooms were occupied by people home for the holidays. Nigel liked the sign. It saved conversations.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Snow had begun to fall just after dark, light at first, then thicker, the kind that softened the streetlamps and made the road soundless. Inside, the front room it was toasty warm and the smell of mince pies drifted in from the kitchen. Sheila had set out a plate of them for their friends, along with cream and a bottle of something festive. Laughter drifted down the hallway, the sort that came easily when the world felt safely kept at bay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The knock came just as Nigel was reaching for another pie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It was a tentative sound, knuckles unsure of themselves. Nigel frowned. Sheila looked at the clock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWho would that be?\u201d she said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nigel stood, already irritated, and opened the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A man stood on the step, his coat thin, snow settling in his hair. Behind him was a woman, very pregnant, one hand braced against the doorframe, the other clutching her coat closed. A small, tired car sat in the drive, its engine ticking as if it had only just been turned off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The man spoke carefully.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cPlease,\u201d he said. \u201cMy wife, we need somewhere warm. Just for the night.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nigel\u2019s eyes flicked to the woman\u2019s belly, then back to the man\u2019s face. He knew the look. He had seen it on the news often enough.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe\u2019re full,\u201d Nigel said, though the words felt rehearsed rather than true.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The man nodded, reached into his pocket, and held out folded notes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI can pay,\u201d he said. \u201cAnd I can work. I am a carpenter. I have my tools. Just a room. She is very close.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

From behind Nigel, Sheila appeared, her mouth tightening as she took in the scene.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe do not take your type here,\u201d she said, the words sharp with practice. \u201cYou shouldn\u2019t have come if you can\u2019t look after yourselves.\u201d, terse and rehearsed many times.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The woman swayed slightly. The man put an arm around her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cPlease,\u201d he said again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nigel felt something prickle,  not pity, but the uncomfortable sense of being watched, judged by something he could not quite name. He straightened.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cGoodbye,\u201d he said, with a thin smile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sheila closed the door firmly, the latch clicking into place like a decision sealed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They returned to the warmth. Their friends tutted at the weather, praised the pies, spoke of how things weren\u2019t what they used to be. Outside, the car coughed, spluttered, and pulled away, its headlights swallowed by the snow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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By ten o\u2019clock the house was quiet. Coats had been gathered, goodnights exchanged, the door locked. Sheila stacked plates in the sink while Nigel checked the thermostat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The clock in the hall read 10:45<\/strong> when the second knock came.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This one was firmer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nigel sighed, muttering under his breath as he opened the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A man stood there in a council-issued coat, darkened with wet. He held a clipboard; his face pinched with cold and fatigue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cSorry to bother you,\u201d he said. \u201cHave you seen a small Fiat, foreign plates? A Man, and a heavily pregnant woman?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nigel hesitated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThey were here earlier,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The officer nodded, as if that were what he expected.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe\u2019re trying to get her somewhere safe,\u201d he said, not accusing, just stating fact. \u201cAccommodation is stretched. Weather\u2019s turning. We\u2019re hoping to stop her giving birth somewhere she shouldn\u2019t have to.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He thanked them and stepped back into the snow, boots crunching as he went on up the road.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nigel closed the door slowly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

They stood in the hall longer than necessary.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The house made its small, familiar noises, pipes ticking, the distant hum of the fridge. The clock resumed its steady counting of seconds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nigel\u2019s eyes fell on the photograph by the stairs: his parents on their wedding day. His father\u2019s suit had never quite fitted; it had been borrowed. His mother had told him the story every Christmas, whether he asked or not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He had been born early in an air raid in Belfast during the war.
They were to be evacuated but were missed by the authorities
During a winter worse than this.
In a house that wasn\u2019t theirs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cA professor from Queens made room in his house\u201d his mother used to say. \u201cThat\u2019s all I know.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nigel swallowed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He thought of the annex. The one they never used. The one full of boxes, old chairs, things that might come in handy one day<\/em>. He heard his father\u2019s voice, unbidden, from years ago:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Never lock a door you don\u2019t need to.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sheila broke the silence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIt\u2019s still snowing,\u201d she said, staring at the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nigel nodded.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI\u2019ll get my coat.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

The Lidl car park lay half-buried, the lights harsh against the white. The Fiat sat crooked in a space near the trolley bay, windows fogged from the inside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The man stood outside the car now, phone in his hand, his breath visible. When he saw Nigel and Sheila approach, he stiffened, pride warring with desperation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nigel spoke first.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYou can come back,\u201d he said. \u201cWe\u2019ve got somewhere warm.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The man hesitated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then the woman cried out, a sharp, involuntary sound that cut through everything else.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He nodded once.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

The annex was basic, but it held the heat. Sheila moved with a purpose she didn\u2019t know she still had, towels fetched, kettle on, instructions given and repeated. Nigel hovered, then made himself useful when told.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There was panic. There was confusion. There was water boiled that wasn\u2019t needed and towels grabbed that were.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And then there was a baby.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A boy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The sound he made filled the small room, fierce and undeniable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Afterwards, when the world had settled again, the man sat on the edge of the bed, his hand resting protectively on his wife\u2019s arm. Nigel and Sheila lingered awkwardly by the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThank you,\u201d the man said quietly. \u201cI should tell you\u2026 my name is Yusuf. This is my wife, Maryam.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He looked down at his son.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe came from the border of Lebanon and Isreal\u201d he said. \u201cOur home is gone. Along with our village flattened by bombs from the sky, our family is all dead and we only wanted him born somewhere peaceful.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nigel nodded, unable to find words that didn\u2019t feel too small.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

In the morning the snow had stopped.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The road lay clear and bright under a pale sky. The NO VACANCY<\/strong> sign had been turned face-down on the sill.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No one asked when Yusuf and Maryam would be leaving.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

For now, there was room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A family friend said something to me that resonated Inderjit is a Reverend.. he sent me a whatsapp that read … <\/p>\n

“I am struck by the detail that the new born Jesus was laid in a manger for \u201cthere was no room in the inn\u201d. A little more room had to be made for Jesus to be born. This for me is the challenge of the Christmas story for the world. Make a little more room for those desperate for shelter and sanctuary, especially those who are displaced because their homes have been destroyed by war and violence.”<\/p>\n

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