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Oh Stephen,Stephen,Stephen! Methinks you may just have overstepped the mark a teensie weensie little bit. As every woman knows (except those infuriatingly skinny ones who can “eat like a horse and never put on an ounce”),to find out that you only have four weeks to lose *&^%$ pounds instead of the eight you thought you had, is a DISASTER!!!! Added to which , because  I had timed my hair cuts  not only for ” Paul’s Big Day” and the “McDonaghs visit Scotland for the Marykirk raft race extravaganza weekend” which are now obviously ALL WRONG, I will probably look like something the cat dragged in. No sarky remarks please.  Well at least I can get some of my own back by making you wear a tie!!! AND I still have to buy a new handbag which could be very expensive. Shame! Oh by the way , to all of Steve’s friends, did you know he has a very BIG birthday in about a weeks time. I did say I wouldn’t tell, but I lied! Tee hee.